Newton formulatd his 2nd n 3rd law?

Once he gave a force kick'F 'to a cow for which da cow did 'MA'.he formulatd his 2nd law 'F=ma';in rxn to dis da cow gave back kick 2 him.thus he formulatd his 3rd law 'To each n evry axn,there is equal n opposite rxn'

i love my mom

‎4 years:mom knows everything! 8 years:mom knows a lot!12years: mom really doesn't know everything!...14 years:mom knows nothing! 16years: mom,whatmom!...18years:mom is outdated! 25years:maybe mom knows! 35years:before deciding let's ask mom! 45years:I wonder what mom thinks! 75years:I wish mom was here to ask her

forget the fruit

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit

mom & son

mon: do not go long tour in bike
son: i will coz i drive good
mom: u may drive good but other may hit u from back
son: so, mom i drive in speed of 100 km/h

langur: VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HA? bangur:9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI

ur wife is much better

langur & bangur went 2 a callgirl.
langur went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
bangur went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better

memory

Syllabus is 5 GB, they teach us 500 MB, I memories 5 MB, I write in exam 500 KB and I get scores in bytes

saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Give me ur No.

langur:-Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
goks:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

मुझे कॉलेज के दिन याद आ गये

चार कुत्ते एक कुतिया से प्यार कर रहे थे! एक महिला यह सब देख कर रोने लगी!
एक बच्चे ने आ कर पूछा आप क्यों रो रहे हो?
महिला: कुछ नहीं बेटा मुझे कॉलेज के दिन याद आ गये!

jokes from goks

langur: what is the meaning of ford
bangur:फोर्ड(ford) भनको गाडी हो
langur:what's meaning of ox
bangur: ox भनको बेल (गरु) हो.
langur: then what's meaning of OXFORD
goks: oxford भनको बेलगाडी हो.