increase ur happiness like prices of petrol

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of rekha thapa

बच्चाहरुको भाडा

एकजना महिला बसमा चढेपछि खलासिसँग कुरा गर्दै-

महिला : बच्चहरुको त भाडा लाग्दैन नि होइन?

खलासि : १२ भन्दा मुनी छन् भने मात्र हो नत्र भाडा लागछ ।

महिला : ए ठीकै छ, मेरो ९ वटा मात्र छन्।

hahahaha ho he

haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha hahi hi hi hi hih ihi hi hi hi
ih ihi h hoho ho ho ho hoho ho ho hoho hoho ho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

हप्तामा कतिओटा अण्डा दिन्छ?

टिचरले रामलाई सोधेछन्

टिचर : राम टिमि भन त एउटा कुखुराले एक दिनमा २ ओटा अण्डा दिन्छ भने एक हप्तामा कतिओटा अण्डा दिन्छ?

राम : १२ ओटा सर ।

टिचर : कसरि १२ ओटा मात्रै दिन्छ ? हप्तामा ७ दिन हुन्छ।

राम : सर सनिबार त छुट्टि हुन्छनि त।

मिनीस्कर्ट

प्रेमी : हैन ! तिमीले यो मिनीस्कर्ट लगाएको देखेर तिम्रो बुवाले गाली गर्नु हुन्न ?
प्रेमीका : अहँ! गर्नु हुन्न तर ममिले चाँहि गाली गर्नु हुन्छ ।
प्रेमी : अनि ममिले चाँही किन त्यसरि गाली गरेको नि ?
प्रेमीका : ममिलाई आफ्नो लुगा अरुले लगाको मन पर्दैनु त्यसैले।

३नै जना बेवकुफहरु

श्रीमति : हिजो तपाईं धेरै पिउनु भएर ढल तिर लड्नु भएको थियो, यसरी पनि पिउनु हुन्छ ?

श्रीमान : के गर्नु सबै गलत संगतको असर हो, ४ जना साथी १ बोटल रक्सी, ३नै जना बेवकुफहरु रक्सी नखाने परे त्यसैले धेर भयो ।

श्रीमान श्रीमति

श्रीमति टि भि मा क्रिकेट म्याच हेर्नमा मस्त भईराखेको बेलामा श्रीमाने अफिस जानलाई तयार भएर सोधेछ,

हेरत म कस्तो देखिएको छु ?

श्रीमति : (T. V.हेरेकै सुरमा श्रीमनतिर हेर्दै) छक्का, छक्का ।

Sadarji, TV and Salesman

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
\"I would like to buy this small TV,\" he told the salesman.
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
\"I would like to buy this TV.\"
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" Salesman replied.
\"Damn, he recognized me,\" he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
\"I would like to buy this TV.\"
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, \"How do you know I\'m a Sardar?\"
\"Because that\'s a microwave,\" he replied.

langur & bangur

langur: I am very proud, my son is in Medical Collage. Bangur: Really, what is he studying? langur: No, he is not studying. They are studying him

mirror

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirro

Mero man mandir hoina ,Nafukali aaya hunchha

Boy: (to a new girl)Darling,Mero mutu ma aayara basana.
Girl: (In very angry mood)Chappal fukalau?
Boy: Mero man mandir hoina ,Nafukali aaya hunchha.

the Titanic is going to be drowned

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned....\" Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Hari : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Hari: Downwards... !!

jokes and sms by manish bhandari

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.  

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds.

sadarji..

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....