langur: VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HA? bangur:9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI

ur wife is much better

langur & bangur went 2 a callgirl.
langur went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
bangur went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better

memory

Syllabus is 5 GB, they teach us 500 MB, I memories 5 MB, I write in exam 500 KB and I get scores in bytes

saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Give me ur No.

langur:-Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
goks:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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