Newton formulatd his 2nd n 3rd law?

Once he gave a force kick'F 'to a cow for which da cow did 'MA'.he formulatd his 2nd law 'F=ma';in rxn to dis da cow gave back kick 2 him.thus he formulatd his 3rd law 'To each n evry axn,there is equal n opposite rxn'

i love my mom

‎4 years:mom knows everything! 8 years:mom knows a lot!12years: mom really doesn't know everything!...14 years:mom knows nothing! 16years: mom,whatmom!...18years:mom is outdated! 25years:maybe mom knows! 35years:before deciding let's ask mom! 45years:I wonder what mom thinks! 75years:I wish mom was here to ask her

forget the fruit

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit

mom & son

mon: do not go long tour in bike
son: i will coz i drive good
mom: u may drive good but other may hit u from back
son: so, mom i drive in speed of 100 km/h