Discoveries and inventions

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

but the women are still BUSY in shopping.................

दिमागमा आगो

श्रीमती: तिमी मलाई धेरै रिस नउठाउ त ! मेरो दिमागमा आगो बलेको छ आज ।
हम जाएगा: ए, तेही भएर होला, आज बिहानैदेखि गुईँठा बालेको गन्ध आएको ।

किराहरु र जनावरहरुको फूटबल म्याच

एकचोटि किराहरु र जनावरहरुको फूटबल म्याच भएछ । हाफ ट्याम हुँदासम्म जनावरहरुले ६ गोल गरेछन्, तर किराहरुले भने गोलै गर्न सकेनछन् । दोश्रो हाफमा किराहरुको कोचले सय खुट्टे अरिमुठे (MILLIPEDE) ल्याएछ । अरिमुठेले दनादन १२ गोल ठोकेछ, किराहरुले १२-६ मा खेल जितेछन् । खेल सकिएपछि पत्रकारहरुले किराको कोचलाई सोधे;
"कोचज्यू, यस्तो राम्रो खेल्ने अरिमुठेलाई पहिल्यैबाट किन नखेलाएको?"
"पहिल्यैबाट खेलाउने मन त मलाईपनि थियो भाई, तर के गर्ने, बिचरालाई सय वटा खुट्टामा बुट कस्नै हाफ टाइमसम्म लाग्यो ।"

सालीको कट्टु फुकाल्छु

दुईजना कर्मचारी कुरा गर्दै
पहिलो: आज गुड फ्राईडे कसरी मनाउने योजना छ त ?
दोश्रो: घरमा जान्छु..अस्तिको एक प्याक बाँकी नै छ...त्यहि मासुको भुटुवासँग...दिएर मनाउनु पर्ला । अनि तिम्रो नि ?
पहिलो: घर गएर मेरो सालीको कट्टु फुकाल्छु ।
दोश्रो: हँ ! किन ...?
पहिलो: मैले बिहान हतारमा सालीको कट्टु लगाएर आएछु ।

Funny facts about life

1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late? The bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something the same thing item you will get at a cheaper rate in next shop.
3. When in the queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
4. If you have paper you don't have pen, if you have pen you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
5. If you have bunked class, the professor has taken attendence .
6. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
7. The door bell or mobile will always ring when yo are in bathroom.
8. After a long wait for bus two buses will always pull together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
9. If your exam is tomorrow there will be power cut tonight.
10. Irrespective of the direction of the wind the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Menaka Gandhi and George Bush method to catch a lion:

Menaka Gandhi and George Bush method to catch a lion:

Menaka Gandhi Method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

रेखा थापा बाहिर गुम्न जान लाग्दा

रेखा थापा बाहिर गुम्न जान लाग्दा एरपोर्टमा ब्याग चेक गर्दा सलाईको बट्टा भेटियो।
चेकर- यो सलाईको बट्टामा के छ?
रेखा थापा- नतर्सनुस् यसमा मेरो कपडा छ।

नेपाल टेलिकमको नयाँ सेवा "विवाह सेवा" सुरु भ&

नेपाल टेलिकमको नयाँ सेवा विवाह सेवा:
सम्बन्धको लागि १ थिच्नुस्, मग्निको लागि २ थिच्नुस्, विवाह नै गर्न ३ थिच्नुस्
मुन्द्रे: दोस्रो विवाहको लागि के थिच्ने?
नेपाल टेलिकम : यस सेवाको लागि पत्नीको घाटि थिच्नुस्।।।।।

मल्लिकाले एक बाबालाई सोधेछिन्

मल्लिकाले एक बाबालाई सोधेछिन्

बाबा म नहाउने बेलामा के लगाउ जसले गर्दा मेरो यौवन सधै सुरक्षित रहोस

बाबाले भने: ढोका

बालक के चाहियो ?

एकचोटि भक्तले शिवजिको धेरै तपस्या गरेपछि शिवजि प्रकट भएर भने माग बालक के चाहियो ?

भक्त : भक्तले भन्यो मलाई एउटा गितार दिनुस

शिवजिले भने : अलि ठुलै माग बालक यत्रो तपस्या गरेका छौ

भक्त : मलाई गितार नै चाहियो

शिवजि : (रिसाएर) यदि मसँग गितार भए म डमरु लिएर हिँड्थेँ

तिम्रो गाडिको नाम के हो ?

राम : हरि तिम्रो गाडिको नाम के हो ?

हरि : ओहो मैले बिर्सेछु तर त्यो ( T ) बाट start हुन्छ ।

राम : ए मेरो त पेट्रोलबाटै Start हुन्छ ।

पहिले नै राम्ररि हेर्नु पर्दैन थ्यो त ?

नेपोलियनले मुन्द्रेलाई ��­नेछन्

नेपोलियन : मेरो डिस्नरिमा "इम्पोसिबल" ��­न्ने शब्द नै छैन ।

मुन्द्रे : पहिले किन्ने बेलामानै हेरेर मात्र किन्नु पर्दैनत सबै सब्द छ कि छैन ��­नेर ।

How clever the mad is!

There is a pond in a mental hospital. One day one mad mistakenly falled in that pond who donno how to swim! At that time, another mad jumped into the pond & save that mad who was on the way to be drawn in the water.

After one hour, Dr called that mad guy who saved his fellow.

Dr : Man, you are completely normal now. We have decided to release yu from here!

Mad guy : Thank you sir. May I go now?

Dr : Sure, but before go from here can you pls tell me where is that guy who got his life back for you?

Mad guy : Oh, he was completely wet. I made him hanged on the tree so that he could get dry soon!

monkey!

a women gets on a bus with her baby.the bus driver says"thats the ugliest baby that i've ever seen.ugh"
the women goes to ther rear of the bus and sit down,fuming.
She says to a man next to her"the driver just insulted me"
the man says"u go right up there and tell him to apologize and i will hold ur monkey for u".

Cricket in exam

cricket has reached exciting levels with T20.infusing the same thing into exams,some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hour and marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions and write answer
4.1st 15 mins power play is no invigilator in class
5.introduce fair play awards
~issued in public intrest