Funny facts about life

1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late? The bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something the same thing item you will get at a cheaper rate in next shop.
3. When in the queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
4. If you have paper you don't have pen, if you have pen you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
5. If you have bunked class, the professor has taken attendence .
6. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
7. The door bell or mobile will always ring when yo are in bathroom.
8. After a long wait for bus two buses will always pull together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
9. If your exam is tomorrow there will be power cut tonight.
10. Irrespective of the direction of the wind the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.